my cat’s toes – Page 4

We are tight like O.J.’s glove

Random hallway conversation with coworker: Kregg: If I’m ever dying in the hospital I just hope someone shows up with a hammer and a pillow. Me: Oh, I’ll do it. No problem. Kregg: Aw, thanks. Me: I’ll be all “Kregg said he wanted these” and then I’ll just lay them down in the bed nextContinue reading “We are tight like O.J.’s glove”

We have the technology

So Bubba The Half-Paralyzed-Shaved-Tub-Cat is slowly improving although he’s still all man boobs and misery. If he had opposable thumbs he’d probably slit his own wrists. Also the bills keep rolling in and I just found out that the $100 we paid to have him humped by the vet was something that we could have done ourselves for sixContinue reading “We have the technology”

Having your cat humped = $100

I don’t even need to post about Bubba-the-half-paralyzed-tub-cat today because Serotonin-Cha-Cha-Cha has done it for me, and although she’s delusional and a little bit totally crazy, I think she’s right. This cat is trying to destroy me. Yesterday we had to take him back to the doctor because he was dehydrated and so the doctor gave himContinue reading “Having your cat humped = $100”

Note that he doesn’t even say “Hello”

My husband calls me at work all the time and most of the time I just let it go to voicemail. Here’s why: *ring* Me: This is Jenny. Victor: Hey, why don’t they make chocolate slurpees? Me: Um…what? Victor: Chocolate slurpees. Why don’t they exist? Me: They do. They’re called Mocha Frappuccinos. Victor: Nope. NotContinue reading “Note that he doesn’t even say “Hello””

The Bubba Chronicles

Remember when this blog wasn’t just all about my sick cat? Remember when it was about important world events and technological breakthroughs? Me either. Bubba is still in the cat hospital and still about the same although he is managing to sit up a little bit if you physically push his body into a sittingContinue reading “The Bubba Chronicles”

De-toeing the cat

So this week I was extremely distraught to find that Melissa of “Waking Up” has deleted her blog forever. (And yes, she’s the same Melissa of the Great Texas Beergarita Challenge.) True to my word, I informed her that Posey would be minus a toe by the end of the week but that didn’t sway her because she hates cats andContinue reading “De-toeing the cat”