phoning it in – Page 4

Poor punctuation & profanity: The first four years

I just got an email from this chick who’s asking bloggers to share what it was like the first time they ever posted on their blog so I went to look and see what other people were saying about their first posts and it was all sort of profound and introspective stuff. So then I wentContinue reading “Poor punctuation & profanity: The first four years”

Flea markets are frightening places but you can find very cheap tea towels that you can later use as blankets.

Conversation I had this weekend between myself and a very grumpy flea market vendor who reminded me a lot of my dead grampa: vendor: That fabric you’re holding is really old. I can let you have it for 75 cents. me: I like it, but I’m not sure what I’d do with it. vendor: Fine.Continue reading “Flea markets are frightening places but you can find very cheap tea towels that you can later use as blankets.”

“They picked a fight with a chupacabra” is my new favorite phrase.

In case you missed it this week, Charlie Sheen has gone totally fucking bananners. Normally I try not to laugh at crazy people but he really seems to be enjoying his bizarre ego-maniacal rants lately so I feel justified in enjoying them as well. In fact, my friend Jenny Grace sent me a page thatContinue reading ““They picked a fight with a chupacabra” is my new favorite phrase.”

This is my second post about Abraham Lincoln today and neither of them have been useful in any way. That must be some sort of record. A terrible, terrible record.

In honor of Presidents Day. And of me being too lazy to write a proper post. More of the latter really. Happy day, presidents.

WTF, Spellcheck

Oh, Spellcheck. This is exactly why no one takes you seriously:

I fucking love you people

I put commentluv on my blog awhile back and it’s nice because it’ll tell you the title of the last blog post that each commenter has written. It will also make you question their sanity. And it’ll make you want to buy them a drink because they all seem to have captivating stories. Captivating andContinue reading “I fucking love you people”