Random Crap – Page 171

May we all have that level of confidence.

I don’t make a very good monk. For several reasons probably.

So, I’ve read that monks say that to achieve happiness you have to perfect the art of living in the moment. They say, “Don’t wait. Don’t think of the future or the past. Be completely in the moment.” As much as I’ve tried, I can never master this because I’m perpetually worried about the future, but technically evenContinue reading “I don’t make a very good monk. For several reasons probably.”

I can’t tell if this happened because I have a medical issue or because I’m just really lazy.

Yesterday I went to pick up my meds and while I was there I handed the pharmacist my prescription for my ADD medication and she was like “Sorry, I can’t fill this one. We can only fill prescriptions within 21 days of them being written” and I guess I can understand that but I’ve beenContinue reading “I can’t tell if this happened because I have a medical issue or because I’m just really lazy.”

Turning into a cat lady. Literally.

So, my friend sent me a picture of me with cats all over my head and it turns out that there’s an app that lets you paste cat’s faces over any flaws you want to hide. I find it very helpful because I can hide my face and add some text and then use itContinue reading “Turning into a cat lady. Literally.”

There is no wrong way to eat brownies. But there are definitely righter ways.

I’m fairly sure the entire world can be divided into two groups. Those who like the crunchy edges of the brownies, or normal people who start eating brownies from the center even though their husbands yell at them for making a hole in the brownies. Technically every brownie you take makes a hole in theContinue reading “There is no wrong way to eat brownies. But there are definitely righter ways.”

Still alive.

The floodwaters are receding in our area and we’re still alive. Aside from some minor outside damage and a door that battled more water than it was meant to we’re in really good shape compared to other people in our area (here’s a good link if you need help or want to give help) so we’re considering ourselvesContinue reading “Still alive.”