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What I read in September.

September has some bad-ass new books that you’ll want to see. Ready? First up is my September pick for the Fantastic Strangeling Book Club: It’s Land of Milk and Honey by C Pam Zhang (the award-winning author of How Much of these Hills is Gold) and it is haunting and strange and the prose isContinue reading “What I read in September.”

I have questions.

Facebook is forever giving me bizarre ad recommendations and I probably deserve that because I am an odd person but this one is just…baffling. And no shame to anyone who can pull this look off and manage to figure out which of these many holes your legs go in because I am very impressed, butContinue reading “I have questions.”

I’M BUFFERING

I just went out to walk Dorothy Barker and an exterminator was outside looking at these beetles and he was like, “Hi, I’m Alan” and I wanted to say something like, “Hi, I’m Jenny but you need to talk to my husband because he’s the one who called you so let me go get him”Continue reading “I’M BUFFERING”

(Possibly) haunted dolls needing a good home.

I get a lot of weird mail at Nowhere Bookshop so the team always opens it when it arrives because you never know if something is going to spoil, expire or explode before I come in and with this most recent box they got as far as uncovering possibly human hair before screaming lightly, resealingContinue reading “(Possibly) haunted dolls needing a good home.”

This is not a real post.

This is not a real post, but a bunch of people asked for a calendar with all the quotes from my last post so here it is: Or if you want a notebook with your horoscope quote just look below. You can customize it to change the spiral color, or the insides, or make itContinue reading “This is not a real post.”

What Jenny Lawson quote are you?

I don’t really believe in astrology, because I’m a total Capricorn but I do heartily endorse these “What Jenny Lawson quote are you?” horoscopes which are at least 85% accurate. Accurate? PS. Yes, you can totally steal these graphics if you want.