UPDATED: I’m not sure this is sending the right message

One of my friends sent me this website where you can upload your picture and it’ll show you what you’re gonna look like in 20 years and you totally shouldn’t do it because first of all I don’t think they take the ready availability of plastic surgery into account, and secondly? I’m pretty sure they just assume I’m not going to live that long and so instead they’ve decided to show me what I’ll look like after the zombie apocalypse.

For a zombie I look pretty fresh. For a non-zombie I look like I've been beaten down by life and am praying for an aneurysm. Neither of these scenarios is particularly comforting.

The website also gives you the option of seeing you how you’d look if you’d spent the next 20 years as a drug addict.  For real.  Me as an old drug addict:

Drugs give you cheekbones. Apparently.

I think the lesson here is that drugs make you sexier.  Or maybe it’s “die young”.   I don’t actually know what the lesson is.

UPDATED: I just put my kid’s baby picture into the website:

Hailey on her 21st birthday. Holy shit, y'all. The college years are gonna be rough.

I’m pretty sure the real lesson here is just never use that website again.

UPDATED AGAIN: Okay, C. just pointed out that the 21-year-old Hailey looks almost exactly like a famous celebrity and I went to check it out and yeah.  She looks exactly like Andy Rooney.

That's just goddam eerie.

I can only assume that instead of aging you, this website was actually designed to give you an idea of what it would look like if you and Andy Rooney had a baby or got stuck in that machine from “The Fly” together.  In fact, it was probably called “You and Andy Rooney had a baby” until the website owners realized that no one actually wants to have a baby with Andy Rooney and so they just changed the name.  Also, Victor just told me that he wants a divorce because now he thinks that I’m not going to age well and I pointed out that the software doesn’t even recognize his face as being human so maybe he should stop being so damn judgmental and concentrate on how we’re going to get Hailey into an arranged marriage now while she’s still adorable.  Then he made me get out of his office.  Thanks a lot, YouandAndyRooneyHadaBaby.com.  You have ruined my marriage.

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  1. Oh mah Gah that last picture of Hayley. I can’t! My latte just came out of my nose. You’re paying for a new keyboard. Or that website is.

  2. OMG I laughed so freaking hard at Hailey’s picture! LMAO! I don’t think you need to worry about grandkids, Jenny!
    .-= Mireyah Wolfe´s last blog ..All About Me =-.

  3. Dude. The key to looking young is that you inject he drugs into your face. In Costa Rica botox is, like, $12. I plan on looking like an expressionless 12 year old boy for the rest of my life. I’m not ashamed.
    .-= Jamie the Very Worst Missionary´s last blog ..Waffle x Toast = Belgexan =-.

  4. And your daughter was a Gerber gorgeous cheeker baby. HOW CUTE!
    .-= Annah´s last blog ..OH MAH GAH MONDAYS: NEON EDITION =-.

  5. I love you. Off to look for a photo of my dog (who died in the late 80s) (yeah, I used “who” not “that” because I loved my dog)(don’t judge me, my dead dog, or my love of parentheses).
    .-= KYouell´s last blog ..The most amazing art I’ve ever seen =-.

  6. I think you should never show Hailey this picture. Ever. Be a good mother now.

    Also, this web site is a fluff of cotton candy comparing to myspace’s favorite “Do you want to know when you are going to die???”
    .-= Lena´s last blog ..Eight Types Of Sex Bloggers That Suck =-.

  7. When I wake up at 2 a.m. in a cold sweat, screaming about the freaky zombie baby chasing me in my nightmares? That’s when I’m going to call you up.
    .-= Daddy Scratches´s last blog ..Hi. =-.

  8. Wow. I wonder what Cher looks like in that site.

    Just sayin…if we’re to test credibility… ;)

    -Tony
    .-= Tony Hunt´s last blog ..Dang ol’ internet. =-.

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    Bad Guy Zero

    So that’s what Phyllis Diller looks like without the wig.

  10. Huh, it does look like starting a good ol’ drug addiction will improve your looks in twenty years. Maybe drugs make you immune to zombie bites? It could be worth looking into. “Say YES to drugs, say NO to zombies.” It has a nice ring to it.
    .-= Anne´s last blog ..To Tired To Title This Post – Just Come Look At Pictures, Okay? =-.

  11. Oddly enough the photograph of my balls (with the flamethrower) looked identical in 20 years. My nuts age well. Ahhh, yes… yes, they do.
    .-= furiousball´s last blog ..boning ahoy! =-.

  12. For some reason I was expecting to see Nancy Kappes picture on here.

  13. So apparently, in 20 years I’m going to look like John Wayne Gacy. This does not bode well for my future career in Human Resources.

  14. In20years.com clearly has yet to meet Joan Rivers.

  15. Now I’m scared I’ll never get another date. I’ll die alone. And I’m going back to bed. Wake me when there are cupcakes.
    .-= watercolor´s last blog ..dancing in the car =-.

  16. Holy hell, Hailey! Poor baby girl is gonna look like a little old man by the time she can (legally) drink. Although, if she survived the zombie apocalypse, she’s doing something right. Maybe she had plastic surgery to intentionally make her look like an old man because zombies don’t like that flavor. Hmmm, she might be on to something!
    .-= Tara´s last blog ..Lookit lookit! =-.

  17. Give her some hair and remove some of the baby fat and she’s going to look just like you. (meant entirely in a nice way of course)
    .-= Jennifer´s last blog ..A weekend away =-.

  18. Your daughter is going to look like Dominick Dunne when she’s 21.

  19. Could you tell the drugged you of the future that the me of the present is leaving love letters to her (you?) in all of her (your?) gorgeousness via the mysterious mailbox down the road. Sort of like The Lake House meets Time Traveler’s Wife meets Trainspotting. Our Own Private Time Traveling Mailbox in Idaho with Love, that’s what it’ll be. I miss you (her?).

  20. Wish I’d read the LAST sentence of your post BEFORE I went to the site and uploaded my picture.

    Dear God. . . now I’m depressed.

    http://www.in20years.com/photo?st=4&fid=1006234&fname=aged_wb20100623030634949364.png
    .-= Rachel — Following In My Shoes´s last blog ..Semi-Wordless Wednesday: Tuesday, I Wanted To Runaway =-.

  21. After going to that site I’ve decided I will NEVER become a drug addict. Especially a drug addict 30 years from now.

    You know what, I think in20years.com just saved my future self from becoming addicted to meth, or caffeiene (that’s a drug, right?). Thank you, in20years.com. For saving my life AND destroying my self esteem at the same time.
    .-= Caitlin´s last blog ..How Glee, Journey and Lea Michele could have saved me from almost having a panic attack =-.

  22. Your kid at 21 looks like Andy Rooney. She can be his replacement on 60 Minutes!
    .-= C @ Kid Things´s last blog ..A Word She Knows Well =-.

  23. Gah. Apparently I’ll be wrinkled and fat and fugly as sin. Screw that. I’ll have some meth please!
    .-= Danita´s last blog ..What.The.Eff. Wednesday =-.

  24. HAHA. The first thing I did was put my daughter’s photo in there. Poor thing is going to be a monster.
    .-= Erica´s last blog ..WOW =-.

  25. So in 20 years Haley is going to be Dick Cheney? That’s a big step down for her. She should probably do drugs instead.
    .-= schoolofmom´s last blog ..This Is All The Fault of That Smurf Movie =-.

  26. They should have something for what you’d look like after eating Big Macs for 20 years.
    .-= Tony´s last blog ..Steve Jobs Responds to Warren Buffet’s Philanthropic Pledge =-.

  27. dude, it didn’t want anything to do with me. I think i broke the website. None of the pictures i uploaded had faces apparently. humanity can thank me later.

  28. Holy Purple Crayon! That is some funny stuff right there…I love that Hailey kinda looks like an alien. I’m going to have my zombie likeness. It’s Zombie goodness right there with an extra side of AWESOME!
    .-= Jenn´s last blog ..Crazy Because It’s True =-.

  29. I just wasted 30 minutes of my life and am now ready to up my meds. I entered a pic of my 20 years ago and I look nothing like that now, thank god. However my current pic looks VERY DAMN SCARY, but my husbands looks like a normal old man. Thanks I am having a drink or 12 now.

  30. Apparently your daughter got the looks from your husband’s side of the family

  31. I’m on my way to this site, and am then going to get very depressed. Thanks a lot.
    .-= Mary @ Holy Mackerel´s last blog ..Tiny chihuahuas probably need at least a few pillows to see out the window =-.

  32. Evn wrote: So apparently, in 20 years I’m going to look like John Wayne Gacy. This does not bode well for my future career in Human Resources.

    Or it bodes incredibly well. Seriously. Who fucks with an HR dude with the Gacy smile? Nab a couple of clown pics (porn optional) for your office, and you’re all set.

    Also, that is one freaky changeling baby. Dang.

  33. Of all three pictures, the drug addict looks best. What’s the takeaway lesson here?

    I like Peachy1′s idea. Put a twenty-year old picture of yourself and see how accurate it is. If they made your baby’s picture look the same as you twenty-years from now, they only have one age default.

  34. Ok, secret revelation: I don’t understand the problem with looking older. The problem is people thinking you are younger than you are. Yes I am Very Serious.

  35. It kept making my eyebrows freakishly dark. Apparently getting heavy handed with the brow pencil is an inevitable part of aging.
    .-= Miss Britt´s last blog ..When your kids are old enough to want you gone. =-.

  36. She looks like she’s gonna be a hottie. Not so much in the “traditional” or “classical” sense. More like “Charles Fleischer” hot.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281486/
    .-= Steam Me Up, Kid´s last blog ..@friendishes Sometimes I wish there were an outside =-.

  37. 1. I want those cheekbones.
    2. Your daughter looks like one of the Munchkins in the Wizard of Oz. OR like Finslippy. Are you sure she’s yours?
    3. She STILL has no hair?
    .-= Kit´s last blog ..Writing Assignment =-.

  38. You really do look hot as an aged drug addict. I thought only Keith Richards could pull that off.

    Mainline a lot of heroine, and you’ll be all hot and rock-and-roll in 20 years, is the moral.
    .-= Sarah p´s last blog ..One-off for the Afternoon =-.

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    Eric's Mommy

    OMG, I just did it and it made me look freakin scary!

  40. i’m not putting my picture in that website. instead, i’m taking your word for it and turning straight to the drugs.
    .-= pattypunker´s last blog ..pimpin a painter =-.

  41. If that doesn’t stop you from doing drugs for the next twenty years, I’m not quite sure what would.
    .-= SuzRocks´s last blog ..Why My Dad Needs Grandchildren (or a dog). =-.

  42. So I just went to this website because of course I totally want to see what mine and Andy’s baby would look like, but when I tried to upload my photo the website was all “We couldn’t detect a face in your photo” and I was all, “Um, the only thing in that photo is my face” but the website was all, “Try again please” so I uploaded a different photo that was even more of a close up of my face and the website was still all “We couldn’t detect a face in your photo,” which leads me to believe that either a) I’ll be dead in 20+ years or b) Andy Rooney is infertile.
    .-= Nicole The Intern´s last blog ..sky mall catalogs, things i’m willing to mail you that might save your life, and a new use for blowup sex dolls that will totally come in handy if a) you have a trader joe’s bag full of blowup sex dolls and b) you are terrified of wasps =-.

  43. Hmmm… sounds like a crafty ploy to me. Are you sure the bride of Wilderstein is not behind this as she desperately looks for additional flesh to sculp on to her weird creation of a cat face?

    And here I was just thinking about how my forehead has developed extra wrinkles overnight. I think it has to do with eyesight and the fact that every time I put eyeshadow/eyeliner/mascara (delete as appropriate) I have to OPEN my eyes that much wider to see what the fuck I am doing.
    And then back away from the mirror in horror.

    Sorry. I have confused myself now. Back in my box.

    LCM x
    .-= London City Mum´s last blog ..Award nomination. Apparently I am funny. No, really, I am. =-.

  44. Mine doesn’t look that bad except the teeth. But my teeth are horrible now so I guess it make sense that they look like meth mouth in 20 years even though I don’t do meth.
    .-= Mand´s last blog ..She talked!!! =-.

  45. It’s pretty sick that they made you look better after 20 years of drugs. Obviously they’re trying to encourage drug use! I always knew crack dealers would go viral one day.
    .-= Aria´s last blog ..Dragged by Wild Facebook Horses =-.

  46. Your photos are scary and mine are worse! Good thing I’m not driving today since after seeing mine I’ve been driven to drink. It’s much more fun to take a trip through the Dragulator. I look fabulous if I do say so myself! Take a look-see. (http://bodaciousboomer.com/2010/06/michele-revealed-at-last/)
    Hurry and go through yourself. You’ll feel much better.

  47. Apparently, if I take up drugs and age 30 years, I’ll be a vampire with cataracts. I’ve done absolutely no work this afternoon because I keep staring at this photo and giggling. My husband isn’t recognized as human either, which is probably good considering what he’s gonna be married to when he’s 60. All in all, I’d say this was one of my more productive days.
    http://in20years.com/photo?st=4&fid=1006231&fname=aged_wb20100623042321689753.png

  48. First of fucking all…it wouldn’t even allow me to say NO to being a drug addict in 20 years. Why does no one have faith in me.

    Second…I HAVE NO FACE. AHHHHHHHH I HAVE NO FACE!!!!
    .-= A Vapid Blonde´s last blog ..Dear Mike, You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings! =-.

  49. It seems that in twenty years I have an extra eyebrow AND EYE on the left side of my face. I haven’t decided how to feel about it, but I do wonder how it will happen.

  50. 1) I’m now contemplating taking up drugs a a weight loss/cheekbone discovery method. I’m pretty sure I have some and clearly this clean living is doing nothing for me.

    2) Andy Rooney is a stud. I see no problem with the original name of the website. You people are EXACTLY why Andy rooney has self esteem issues.
    Way to go THE INTERNET.

    Oh WAIT… THATS andy rooney. Okay I was looking at a photo of that guy from twilight.
    I get it now.
    .-= Beausaphine´s last blog ..I may have a restraining order against me =-.

  51. ok that’s just freaky…and, still ROFL about you and Andy Rooney! XD
    .-= The Pear Lady´s last blog ..Suessified I Am =-.

  52. I think they have that thing ramped up to a heck of a lot more than 20 years if that’s what she’d look like at 21. More like 61. My word!

  53. You got off lightly… I forgot to tick “female” and ended up with a transexual version of myself… at least now I know I wouldn’t make a handsome man…

  54. First of all – Oh. My. H ell!!! Poor Hailey!

    Second of all – at my age? Purposely go see what I’ll look like in 20 years? No thanks!
    .-= Gigi´s last blog ..Oh to be young & bullet-proof…. =-.

  55. I know that seeing what Andy Rooney will look like in 20 years is more than the average human can bear, so let’s just leave it at that, ‘K, and quit while we’re all still relatively sane…….

    mmm ‘K ?

    mmmm ‘K ?

  56. Have you tried the drug addict version on your daughter? If you start her now…
    .-= Wanderlust´s last blog ..Balance, balance, wherefor art thou balance? =-.

  57. What the hell?? It gave me TWO MOUTHS. Does this mean that I’ll evolve into some mutant?? WTF ?
    .-= Dora´s last blog ..This is fitting.. =-.

  58. It would not accept my picture, and I tried like 5 different ones. I’m pretty sure that means I’m going to die.

    So thanks for the heads up on my impending doom.

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    Apryl'sAntics

    I have to disagree. She looks exactly like Carrol O’Connor. She’s even making the “Archie Face” as if she’s smack dab in the middle of “Those Were the Days”.

  60. It actually looks like what would happen if all these twilight obsessed girls got their wish to have that guy suck on their neck. You don’t look aged, you look sucked dry. That’s not a good thing.
    .-= Veronica´s last blog ..Am Ow-Side! =-.

  61. Jenny, judging by those cheekbones on your future addicted self, I think you better stick to the pharmaceuticals and stay away from crystal meth. Those cheekbones appear to be a result of NO TEETH providing facial balance.
    .-= CareerShaman´s last blog ..How to Reapply After a Rejection =-.

  62. Ruined your marriage, but your post made my week. I think I totally got a six pack from laughing so hard.

  63. At least she doesn’t have his god awful nose.
    .-= Chaely´s last blog ..GPOYW – Swings at sundown editionTaken by Allie @ Arrwood Park… =-.

  64. So i clicked on a pic of me and my son to upload, meaning to click the pic below it and what happened..is nuts.. i wish i could post it here for you to see.. lets just say it tried to use half my face half his face and it added its own nose and mouth.. its freaky..very freaky

  65. Ew sorry about that blog link self-promo thing. I’ve never commented here before and I had no idea it was gonna do that.

  66. Also, apparently in 20 years, I will have had a nose job done. Sorry guys, but 20 years doesn’t make your nose all pointy and witchy, when it hasn’t started like that.
    .-= Veronica´s last blog ..Am Ow-Side! =-.

  67. Ok… on a compeltely different subject, a hot search on google right now is “Who serves Lion Burgers?”. WHO wants to know that? AND why are so many people asking that it’s considered a hot search?

    (I obviously need my own blog.)

  68. I think you should be able to check boxes for a variety of plastic surgery/botox options. Then you could test out how the various procedures would look before you spent the money.

    I agree; you look better as an old drug addict. Something wrong with that.
    .-= Naked Girl in a Dress´s last blog ..Free to Be You and Me =-.

  69. First, Lion burgers are next to the tiger tacos.

    Second, HAHAHAHA. Just when I think I understand the way your mind works, Jenny….I don’t. Boy, don’t I. I laughed so hard I cried and my guy and baby left the room saying “Mommy’s a hyena.” I want to play with pictures now….only I’ll have to wait til morning. I love the way you make me laugh.

    Rock on, J!
    .-= Elisa´s last blog ..Live, Laugh, Love =-.

  70. Drugs give you cheekbones? Hmmm…they apparently also prevent bags under the eyes. The old druggie pictures vs. the old non-druggie pictures definitely show much less eye baggage. What kind of drugs are these anyway?
    .-= Marla´s last blog ..Doesn’t Everyone Have One of Those? =-.

  71. Drugs DO totally give you cheekbones. I think that’s why my agent became my dealer nearly 20 years ago.
    .-= Zoeyjane´s last blog ..The five stages =-.

  72. Cheekbones? I am totally going to do drugs now.
    .-= tracey´s last blog ..Drowning… =-.

  73. Ok, who are we kidding here? I should have said “again”. I just want so much to impress you, Jenny…
    .-= tracey´s last blog ..Drowning… =-.

  74. Also, I apologize for my tendency to visit your blog after drinking too much wine, but there is an 11-year old sleepover going on in my house with a tornado warning that just ended which caused me to drag said children and sleeping night-shift husband to the basement only to find standing water from the torrential rainfall that couldn’t drain properly because the offspring decided to move the freaking drain spout thingy which diverts the rain from our basement. Good times tonight. Good times. Cheers.
    .-= tracey´s last blog ..Drowning… =-.

  75. –>On the plus side, at least you didn’t gain weight?!?
    .-= WebSavvyMom´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – Wild Horses =-.

  76. Andy Rooney is the ebil !
    That is all.
    .-= Holly B´s last blog ..Teach Your Children Well =-.

  77. whatyourkidwouldlooklikeasbenjaminbutton.com

  78. Kinda like the ol’ ‘don’t look now but…’ warnings – I’m still gonna traipse on over and have a look-see. Probably confirm my worst suspicions of me turning into my mother. Sigh. Though I’m hoping I’ll at least be thin if I’m a druggie! Gotta take the good with the bad.

    And sadly, Hailey’s going to turn into my Dad. Sorry.
    .-= Leni´s last blog ..Sale of House Shennanigans =-.

  79. OMG, are you not going to take those curlers out for the next 20 years?!
    .-= Marinka´s last blog ..Remedial Blog School: How To Lose Readers Without Even Trying =-.

  80. it’s official. I am my mother.

  81. Maybe it’s really just one of those character tests….to see what would make a person turn to drugs vs who would swear off of them for the same reason; etc. Does this mean you passed, or failed?
    .-= Paula´s last blog ..Memory Lane Monday #21 =-.

  82. I confess, I only read this to see what Furiousball wrote. Is that wrong?

  83. 84
    pam-tastic

    Hmm..it’s like my pic either – ergo I am going to conclude that I am ageless and timeless…that is all…

  84. 85
    pam-tastic

    Ooopsss…. it “didn’t” like my pic either…fucking spellcheck on my typos..

  85. Ha!

    I just uploaded Heidi Montag’s photo onto the website, and all that showed up was a gigantic areola…
    .-= Bschooled´s last blog ..And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors =-.

  86. At least you can use this to decide whether or not you’ll want to have sex with your boyfriend in 20 years before you take the plunge.
    .-= LaraLev´s last blog ..Jason Mraz’s career is over. =-.

  87. creep.E. do not do again plz.

    No, make that: Take it back, plz.
    .-= Alyxherself´s last blog ..You don’t talk about Fight Club =-.

  88. stick with the page where you look like gay elf. everyone looks better in pointy green shoes and striped tights.
    .-= Kirsten (results not typical girl)´s last blog ..i black belt in suck. =-.

  89. umm, its so incredibly obvious that they stole that picture from the subway ghost from the classic 1990 film, ‘ghost’ god i miss patrick. one tear. anyhow, its a bit strange how Vincent Schiavelli keeps reappearing in my life.
    .-= Holly´s last blog ..safety first =-.

  90. I think you look way hot as the old drug addict. I’m going over there now to go get cheekbones.

    (I’m not getting the luv from Comment Luv? :( I’m starting to feel less luv for them, too.
    Kernut’s last blog… http://kernut.com/2010/06/reach-out-and-touch-me-and-other-shameless-self-promotions/ )

  91. I think I have enough issues, what with the nose and the chin hiding in the genetic code somewhere waiting to spring themselves in all their peasant-y glory on an unsuspecting fourteen-year-old, without subjecting myself to a graphic representation of me+20 years of gravity and collagen breakdown.

    But the cheekbones…tempting.
    .-= Lori @ In Pursuit of Martha Points´s last blog ..My butter is too fat. =-.

  92. It must be reassuring that even if you spend the next years doing heroin, your lips will still look really good. So you’ve got that going for you.
    .-= nonlineargirl´s last blog ..not to mention I am bad at taking a compliment =-.

  93. This is how terrified I am of that site now: I was afraid to even get my hand close to the mouse while reading this post for fear I’d accidentally click over. . .as if a photo of me 20 years older would be already waiting when I got there!
    .-= Victoria Mixon´s last blog ..7 Things That Can Go Wrong & Generally Do =-.

  94. This is so cool! Heading over now. Will post soon…lol!
    .-= Roschelle´s last blog ..Our Little Adventure =-.

  95. [...] thanks to The Bloggess — who also uploaded photos of her baby daughter only to discover that she will have Andy [...]

  96. OH HOLY HELL!

    No. Just… no.
    .-= Brea´s last blog ..OH DEAR GOD KILL ME. KILL ME NOW… =-.

  97. YOUR MARRIAGE IS RUINED…

    CAN YOU *NOW* PLEASE MARRY ME? I AM single AND virgin,
    :D
    .-= Dk´s last blog ..Having Fun with Google. Let’s Play Google-Foogle. =-.

  98. That photo of Hailey may come in handy, when as a teenager she brings home some shaggy, tattooed, biker-werewolf that she met in an animal shelter… err, nightclub. Then, maybe you should just send her to a convent now, so that she won’t be tempted to go to nightclubs as a teenager. Just saying.

    ~EdT.
    .-= Ed T.´s last blog ..Beauty and the Beast =-.

  99. Is Victor one of those vampires I’m hearing about all love the television? And do I have to now add him to the list of vampires I have to choose from? Edward – Victor – Jake…it’s getting complicated now. I’m going to rest my head.

  100. Just wait until you show her fiance her “Baby pictures”. (It may be a great trick up your sleeve if you don’t like the guy!)

    By the way, did you put Victor’s picture in there?
    .-= @TPPCtv´s last blog ..Movie Review: Hallmark Channel’s “You Lucky Dog” =-.

  101. Wow. Based on that, you might as well start doing drugs. That way you aren’t scared of your kid….

  102. My wife has been going through our old pictures and found some from 40 years ago when I thought I looked like Gene Shalit because some girl at the bar in TGI Fridays told me so. Turns out that was the best I was ever going to look, and that’s way more depressing to know than what some computer program thinks I am going to look like as a reconstituted zombie in 20 years. Celebrate your hotness now – all of you – because you just get cooler every minute until the ‘big chill’…and by cooler I do not mean in a good way.
    .-= Jonah Gibson´s last blog ..Day 241 – Bankruptcy =-.

  103. this explains so much about andy rooney. pretty sure he’s not human.
    .-= Slow Panic´s last blog ..Almost Home Invaded =-.

  104. Don’t drugs also give you pock marks, bad hair, and neck tattoos?

  105. http://filmsmell.com/wp-content/uploads/bat-boy.jpg I love you and your daughter, but I think you should sue the website.

  106. You should use that for a high school reunion. Have a contest to see who nailed it.
    .-= Plano Mom´s last blog ..Another Why… =-.

  107. OMG I totally going to have to check out that site now. too funny!
    .-= The DHW´s last blog ..P.S. =-.

  108. You look younger as the drug addict. Git goin’!
    .-= tara´s last blog ..Wherever You Go, There You Are =-.

  109. A day later and I still cant bring myself to give this a try… I’m old so it may show me up as dead 20 yrs from now. That would suck.
    .-= Holly B´s last blog ..The World Deserves A Throat Punch Today =-.

  110. Gave this a try, and I am going to be a Caucasian in 20 years! (Presently, I am Asian) Who needs plastic surgery when you have an aging machine that gives you a virtual nose job in 20 years? Great, now I can blend in to the KKK and see what I’ve been missing. Just kidding. (Kinda)
    .-= Carly´s last blog ..Tara’s First Lesson =-.

  111. when you are 52, as I am, you will just think, oh yeah, that is what I look like, damn
    .-= happyhourmary´s last blog ..Baja Cantina =-.

  112. On the plus side, if they remake The Wizard Of Oz, Hailey can be one –or maybe even all three– of the Lollipop Kids.

    You should get her costume together now.
    First impressions are SO important.

  113. I was just going to comment that you made a way more sexier crackhead than old lady, but you beat me to it. Always one step ahead of me Bloggess. Dangnabbit!
    .-= Dani´s last blog ..It’s Like that Song Jam On It that I Used to Think Was Jamboney and Which Has Nothing to Do with This Post =-.

  114. Dude, mine just looks like I sprout manly eyebrows and get rosacea. It doesn’t matter what pic I use. And why is my nose pointier in the future?
    .-= Deana Birks´s last blog ..Castle Waiting by Linda Medley =-.

  115. OMG I was laughing so hard from this I almost peed myself dude seriously LMAO.
    I’ve seen other peoples pics from that site also and yeah its just so wrong. Makes a person really not grow old and choose other alternatives HAHHA
    .-= Carol P´s last blog ..Photography Site =-.

  116. I did this and sent the results to my friends. The response I got back was:
    “it took me the longest time to realize in this picture your mouth and chin look like………….greta van susteren”

    Now I’m really frightened and will be reversing my adamant opposition to plastic surgery and may end up looking just like Joan Rivers cuz I won’t be able to stop once I start

  117. I hate that website!!!! lol, i look so gross when i’m 37.

  118. If they really wanted to freak you out they’d show you what happens to your teeth when you do Meth. So not only will you all of the sudden have high cheekbones but what teeth you have will be black. Sexy!
    .-= Steph´s last blog ..Good Friends =-.

  119. I uploaded my picture to see what I’d look like in 20 years and it came back with just a message saying, “Hopefully you’ll be dead by that time, you fucker” and this is what I get for accidentally sending shit to my wife.
    .-= moooooog35´s last blog ..Penis Poppy Muffin =-.

  120. If I were to put a picture up on this site it would be one of me WEEPING because this shit is freaking me the fuck out
    .-= Jam´s last blog ..The other OTHER kind of beavers- or- Of sore arms and status symbols =-.

  121. I don’t even WANT to think about how awful I’ll look in 20 years . . .
    .-= Shadow´s last blog ..Find a Happy Place new art =-.

  122. [...] Me:  (not entertaining it) This is supposed to age you 20 years and I think instead it should be the zombie apocalypse picture maker.  (Blatantly thieved from The Bloggess) [...]

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  124. Hayley is SO cute! <3 <3 Even older. :D

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  125. I think the site should be called YouAsA65YearOldMan.com because that’s what I looked like…and the unfortunate thing here is that I’m a 27 year old female. I think I need to start using preventative wrinkle-free night cream.

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  126. That website depressed me, so I had to keep looking through my pics till I could find one that wasn’t TOTALLY depressing in it. Though still, it suggests I won’t age well (despite my attempts to entirely prevent aging as chronicled in my blog today. Well sort of. Whatever.).

    So I wanted to report it to the Internet gods for some sort of content violation. Although the existences of videos I’ve heard tell of with girls and cups suggests that the internet gods are atheist…

    But then you posted this and I LAUGHED OUT LOUD! And that made it all worth it!

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  127. Um, I uploaded my pic and it took away half my upper lip. So you loose upper lip fullness when you get old?

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