It’s like a cross between being insulted and entertained. I’m insultained.

Remember last week when I told you I was switching to Youdata because they pay you to look at ads that are based on your specific personality test and then like two minutes later they sent me ads for tampon flashdrives?  So a few minutes ago I found 3 new ads in my queue.  One for tea.  One for pretty things that I totally want. And one for butt cream.   Swear to God.

PS.  This isn’t a real post.  I just can’t fit it into 140 characters to twitter it.

UPDATE:  Oh holy shit, y’all.  Forget the butt cream.  The butt cream was just a  subtle prelude:

“For shaving.”

Please, God, tell me I’m not the only one who got sent this link.

Comment of the day: I must not be fancy enough for coochy shaving cream because my coochy is fine with regular old Barbasol. I have a laid-back coochy. ~ The Introvert

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  1. This must have something to do with the “labia” post. Must. Either way, are you buying some? 😉

    carpeviam’s last blog post..Treadmills: my arch nemesis

  2. you’re not trying to tell us you didn’t directly order the coochie shaving cream. ARE YOU?

    bananas’s last blog post..fooooooooOOOOOOD!

  3. Are you not supposed to use Canola oil for coochy shaving? Because I kind of like what it does for me.

    Cat’s last blog post..It WOULD Mean More Sweat Pants…

  4. When comparing my need for butt cream to coochy cream I don’t know which one I’d rather…or need…or even want….erm, yeah. It shall have to remain a modern day mystery.

  5. Just tell me when I can put my “Jewelry that looks like nipples” ad up on your site.” I’ll pay top dollar. Or nothing. Or I’ll pay you in PDF’s of vaginal trimming templates you can download and use.

    Lotta’s last blog post..How A Bag Of M&M’s Took Me Down

  6. You’re the only one who got sent that link.

    Robbo’s last blog post..Thru-You – Kutiman Remixes YouTube

  7. don’t laugh. the coochy stuff works!

  8. I’m on YouData and canNOT figure out how the hell you are getting this stuff because aren’t they supposed to be based on those surveys you fill out so WHAT DID YOU SAY IN THOSE SURVEYS?? From what I remember, there aren’t even places to write in your own answers!!

    Ally B’s last blog post..Symptomatic

  9. You just caused me to snort wine into my nose…in public… Thanks!

  10. All I ever get are vitamins and suits.

    Steve’s last blog post..Pledge Break

  11. Of course, I say that and the very next ad I get is shopinprivate.com. “Discreet Shipping!”

    Steve’s last blog post..Pledge Break

  12. I’ve never received an ad for it, but if it’s the same “Coochy” that Pure Romance sells, man, that’s the absolute BEST stuff I’ve ever shaved with, legs, pits or bikini. Best ever.

    HellTygr’s last blog post..2009 Home Show Stunner

  13. Hey, that Coochy stuff is like the best shaving cream ever. You should be happy about that link 😉

    Cathy’s last blog post..Eye Candy

  14. Oh thank God. Now I finally understand what shave cream is for. For shaving. So simple, really.

    Kelly’s last blog post..Buy Me This

  15. Oh it gets much, much, much worse.

    You will soon yearn for the days when you only got quaint coochie shaving cream* and tampon flash drive ads.

    * For shaving.

    LiteralDan’s last blog post..A conversation with M-: The wipe that shakes the barley

  16. Ok, so you got me. I had to go and look at the website, and for whatever reason the “Embarrassing Ailments” section caught my eye. What could be that embarrassing?

    How about an enema bag/douche combination? Really? You WANT to combine those — ever?!?

    Thanks for my daily dose of “ew”. You’re the best.

    Mikki’s last blog post..No I’m not.

  17. Alarmingly, I own this. It was purchased in a moment of weakness at a sex toy party. I have no other rationale.

  18. I totally know someone who uses this. She bought it from her aunt who runs one of those sex toy party things. Anyway, she swears by it and her husband seems like a happy man.

  19. Awesome. My husband used to get this exact shave cream from his friend that does Passion Parties (sex toys) for shaving his chest way back when we first met. I convinced him hairy’s much better. But I used it to shave my legs, etc. Really quite a nice product!

    Amy’s last blog post..One More for Today

  20. And here I always thought it was spelled “coochie” with an “ie.” You know, like “cookie” or “nookie.”

  21. Yours for only $124.88! Femtone – A Set of Vaginal Weights for Kegel Exercises

    Everyone needs more exercise!

    Yeah, I got the shopinprivate.com ad too…

    a’s last blog post..Ponies

  22. Oh gahd. I’m pretty sure I just had an aneurysm.

    Dr. Ding’s last blog post..Help Me Save Those Goddamn Lazyass Whales

  23. No coochy cream, but I was introduced to Femtone vaginal weights for exercising one’s hoo-hoo. Recommended by urologists, gynecologists, and sex therapists.

    Musing’s last blog post..A conversation with my son

  24. Yup, I got shopinprivate.com too. You got the coochy shave cream, I got the pubic shaver and the Kegel weights.

    How do it know??? 0_o

    SharonO’s last blog post..Grace in small things …

  25. 25
    Bobbie Magee

    OMG, my husband loves this stuff, which he utilizes to shave his -AHEM- lower unit. I won it at a sex toy party. Which is always attended by women. But face it..don’t the guys totally benefit the most from sex toy parties? So shouldn’t they have to arrange for the sitter, feed the kids, and then attend, AAANNNDDD have to do all the gyrating banana-between-the-knees party games too? With all the attendant stress of knowing too much about your PTA friends, and worrying that you left the iron on, or that Baby Louie is teething and the sitter is busy ignoring his cries while texting her boyfriend??? AAAHHHGGGHHH! I think I need some wine. Thank you very much.

  26. OH MY SHIT. I just got the ad for Coochy Shaving Cream. I take back my previous comment… we’re all being monitored by YouData and they are now officially fucking with me.

    Ally B’s last blog post..Symptomatic

  27. 27
    Just A. Reader

    Why do people keep telling you how wonderful your Coochy is? I feel so deeply wronged. I can’t even get pie.

  28. Holy moly! That site also has Anal Bleaching Cream for $9.99. They let you know that a salon bleaching would be $100!! Do it yourself ladies … or invite a neighbor over for precision bleaching. You don’t want to get that stuff in your cooter. It may burn.

    Whoa! Also an Oral Sex Trainer and Liquid Virgin Drops that’ll tighten you! Haaa!!

    Akilah Sakai’s last blog post..Thongs To The Rescue!

  29. At first you think only a man could create such, but then when you get to the Monistat…you suddenly realize, that was a co-sexual collaborative effort!!

  30. Dude I totally got that one too! Oh, sorry for not using your referral code, by the way. I didn’t really know what I was doing.

    Anyway, this is my favorite thing from that site:
    http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/buyinprivate_2040_378186343

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  31. You totally could have gotten that into Twitter! Here is what I just typed in for you that would have fit…

    Youdata ads to be viewed = 1 for tea, 1 for pretty things I totally want and 1 for butt cream. 1 Coochie cream coming up. No pun intended.

    Hahahaa…OMG I crack myself up. With my own joke thrown in for fun.

    Ahhh, coochie cream jokes…just can’t get enough of them. I guess I left out the shaving part in there. Dammit!

    So Not Mom-a-licious’s last blog post..This is Cheese-tastic!

  32. I used to sell it. When I left the company, I bought 5 for myself so I could still use my employee discount!It is great stuff.

  33. I’m so glad that they clarified what that cream was for and where it is meant to be used. I was spreading mine on crackers. I learn something new everyday.

    MonsteRawr’s last blog post..Holy shit, I’m brilliant! or I also dreamed about nachos.

  34. I can vouch for the Coochy shave cream! I just to be one of “those ladies” Bobbie Magee was talking about, hocking sex toys at adult parties – Coochy was a huge seller. And much less embarrassing than going for a Brazilian, right?

    Malibu Niki’s last blog post..the subliminal mindfuck America

  35. I’m thinking that they can’t be paying anyone enough money to look at those ads.

    annie’s last blog post..This is the Kind of History I loved to Teach

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    I can't read my nametag

    Will someone explain to me the etymology of “coochie” and how it went from a repeated word in a nonsense phrase ending with “coo” oft spoken by adults in order to tease a smile out of a fleshy, tight-lipped baby to suddenly meaning… um… er… oh. I think I just figured it out.

    Never mind.

  37. With a name like “Coochy” it has to be good.

    Kurt’s last blog post..Damp Ham. That’s Gross. (Now with 100% More Dinosaur!)

  38. I bought that stuff at a sex toy party I somehow ended up at with my family.

    AWK-WARD.

    Maxie’s last blog post..TMI Thursday: I Should Not Know This

  39. Shaving cream – For shaving *snort*

    I already used ‘insultained’ once today at work but people just looked at me strangely.

    But I laughed so hard a peed a little, which, come to think of it, could be why they were look at me strangely…

    Jelly’s last blog post..Stating the Obvious Saturday.

  40. I’ve obviously lived a sheltered life.

  41. What kind of tea?

    Marinka’s last blog post..Don’t Touch My Hair, You Hetero!

  42. I got ads for vitamins, bridal favors, and coochy cream! Really, when you put them all together, it really is a trifecta of perfection!

    foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog)’s last blog post..the shortest post i’ve ever given you. in bed!

  43. They clearly have a formed a very good picture of your randomness. To be fair, advertising can be a bit random. But think about these people who came up with the concept for “coochie shaving cream” and the tampon flash drive.. I mean, were they just sitting in the office and went “oh, I know what I really, really want. I know what I’ll do!”

    Who the hell is mental enough to come up with these things?!

    And Anal Bleaching? wtf?

    Luv Luv

    xx

    Selaen’s last blog post..Blogging world

  44. Possibly Youdata picked up on all your Wolverine comments earlier, because he would be kinda hairy and all, and might need some of that shaving cream for… um… you know….

  45. you just made my day. :>

  46. For what it’s worth, I got the add for vaginal weights, too. Which could possibly come in handy, if, y’know, I had one of them new-fangled vaginas.

    That said, the customer reviews in the Sex Toys For Men section are quite illuminating:

    “Feels great, but tears after a few uses.”

    I’m intrigued.

    Evn’s last blog post..Attack of the 50 Foot Ego

  47. I was at Walgreens the other day and saw “special” sized razors for shaving your hoohoo. They were tiny.

  48. I was at Walgreens the other day and saw “special” sized razors for shaving your hoohoo. They were tiny.

    Small enough to be referred to as “fun-sized?”

    Evn’s last blog post..Attack of the 50 Foot Ego

  49. I must not be fancy enough for coochy shaving cream because my coochy is fine with regular old Barbasol. I have a laid-back coochy.

    The Introvert’s last blog post..crush

  50. Huh. It’s only showing me Star Wars action figures and decorations appropriate for my mom’s basement. Maybe our browsing habits are different.

  51. Jenny,

    You n]make my day everyday will have your hilarious crap. I have been reading your blog for years, that along with xanax and tequila have me rolling on the floor. I have huge favor to ask, I have a friend whose 11 yr old son whos in TCH under toatl life support, I would love to hve you give them a shout out and ask for prayers, especialyy your readership is awesome. Keeping ti real I attach my drop by and tell me what you think. Pat

    oat’s last blog post..Sadness beyond compare.

  52. Shaving a coochy is a crime against humanity1

    Marc Brooks’s last blog post..Dr. Horrible is coming to town

  53. At least you’re getting PAID to see the kind of “enlarge your member” adds most of us have to see for free in our inboxes.

    P.S. “I can’t read my nametag” please stay far, far away from my baby! lol, that’s just wrong.

    EdenSky’s last blog post..Mother/Daughter time, old-school.

  54. So I went to the site and found this:

    Coochy shave is a extra gentle shaving cream that can be used for pubic shaving and other private areas.

    I immediately freaked out thinking it was for shaving in public and in private. I was going to make a comment about people who shave in public but didn’t want to open another can of worms.

    Dingo’s last blog post..The Health Department Is Even Afraid Of This Place

  55. “For shaving”, as opposed to “For insertion into the vagina”? You know, for a nice close shave.

  56. I’m going to have to log in to see if I got those ads. I haven’t gotten anything that cool yet. The coolest thing I’ve seen is the Cheetos Ninja Kitty hat.

    Lorna’s last blog post..Finally a swap I can participate in

  57. More importantly, did you approve the add? I’ve been looking for a good coochie shaving cream…

  58. Trust me, getting insultained PALES in comparison to getting entersulted.

    Unless you hold one leg up.

    Margaret (Nanny Goats)’s last blog post..My Career in Musical Theatre

  59. I got anal bleaching cream. Shit you not. Pun may or may not be intentional. Ok it was. Beat that. biotch.

  60. 60
    I can't read my nametag

    EdenSky, what you don’t see in my comment above is the google-search between “um” and “er” where I learned that the two uses are likely unrelated, the first possibly a gentle bastardization of a Welsh word meaning “to cuddle” and the second a term from a controversial segment in the Vagina Monologues called “The Little Coochie Snorcher That Could.”

    I probably should have included that information in my comment above but I was distracted by one of Jenny’s earlier blogposts and forgot.

    So technically, it’s not my fault. I blame Jenny’s giant labia…

  61. 61
    I can't read my nametag

    …blogpost.

  62. I have that shave cream (*for shaving). Two bottles actually. And if you read the back of the bottle, they totally recommend putting it in your hair (on your head – just thought I should clarify) to use as conditioner. I haven’t actually tried it that way, but to use it as shaving cream (*for shaving), it actually works pretty well. I’m not sure how well it would work on giant labia’s but it’s worth a shot.

  63. Keep your eye out for Anti-Monkey Butt Powder. One of the kids found it in the store and had to show it to me.

    I think I am going to start signing up for that for the entertainment value alone.

    WickedStepMom’s last blog post..Survival

  64. At least they didn’t send you this one:

    “Pills that might make your penis larger (for a few hours)”

    The one I liked best, though, was this:

    “Anal Bleaching Cream”

    *ewwww* Who’s looking, anyway?

    ~EdT.

    Ed T.’s last blog post..Welcome to Spring Break 2009!

  65. “…they pay you to look at ads that are based on your specific personality test…”

    Does that explain why the title of the page is “Strange Products”?

    (you know we love ya!)

    ~EdT.

    Ed T.’s last blog post..Welcome to Spring Break 2009!

  66. DONT USE THE COOCHIE SAVE CREAM.

    I bought some out of the advice of a friend who has HERPES–no lie– and she told me it would not irratate me or anything and I’d be smooth..she also told me it doubled as a conditioner..ok..

    It made me so fn itchy and irratated me so badly! Don’t use it..it’s a lie!

  67. It’s actually called “Coochy Shave Cream”? That’s just completely awesome!

    Becky Mochaface’s last blog post..Grey’s Anatomy S5ep15

  68. Can I be your neighbor? Because I bet the block parties are really interesting.

    Not to mention Halloween.

    kristin/kwr221’s last blog post..Oh NOoooooooo

  69. Seriously busted out laughing when I saw this. I was like, is that Coochy Cream? A few years ago, one of my friends had approached a guy about what he used to shave his head since it’s a fairly sensitive area and he needed to shave almost every day. He got all embarrassed and told her Coochy Cream. She asked where to get it, and went to get some, tried it on the advertised location and also on her legs. No razor burn. And she got horrible razor burn regularly. She converted nearly all of her friends, but I sadly never got around to getting myself some.

  70. 70
    What's with the Kegels?

    I do not shave my vagina bald but now that I’m middle-aged I have noticed that the hair that some call “pubic” and expect to be confined to the area more or less immediately around the vagina, has become ambitious and is striking out for new territory further south. Therefore, in an attempt not to gross out everybody at the beach, I have some aggressive pubic-hair-tending duties that take me from the “bikini line” out about three inches. Ugh. And I am a delicate, delicate woman, so this usually leaves me with razor bumps, which further leaves me with the important decision — is it worse to show the kiddies my aggressive pubic hair making a break for freedom around the edges of my suit, OR to show them the hideous red-and-puss-engorged scars of razor bumps, OR do I need to become a devotee of some misogynist religion so I can’t wear a bathing suit any more? So I may try this coochy-shaving cream in the hopes that it will alleviate the razor bumps and allow me to die of skin cancer, which just seems better to me than the alternative, which is probably being stoned to death by my fellow-ultra-conservative-religionists for continuing to read this dirty blog.

    But enough about my pubic/leg hair. A couple of people have mentioned the Kegels in these comments, but COYLY. And I want to know, DO THEY WORK?!!? And by “work” I think I’m expecting two things — first, women who tend to leak a bit find they’ve got better bladder control, and second, women have better orgasms. And I guess there’s also supposed to be this additional set of Thai-prostitute coochy-dexterity skills you develop, of being able to shoot ping-pong balls from your vagina and open beer bottles with it and things like that, but I am NOT asking whether Kegels work for that, I would prefer to keep working in IT, where manual dexterity is sufficient. Just the no-more-involuntary-peeing (not a problem I have yet, by the way, but given the tenor of a lot of the “You’re so funny I just peed my pants!” kind of comments you get here, I’m thinking some of your readers might consider whether it’s a problem THEY have) and the better, longer orgasms part (which — hey, I don’t think I need to explain why that part is of interest to women everywhere).

    So — do they work?!!!? I want deets.

  71. how do you think I felt when i got the coochy shaving cream thing too?

    furiousBall’s last blog post..i got a semi on the escalator

  72. So, I also bought some of this at a party I went to. Love it.

    5 year old saw it in teh shower. Who taught that kid to read, anyway?

  73. You were probably not the only one who got the link. The first one, though, definitely.

    always home and uncool’s last blog post..First Day. Rest of Life. Blah, Blah, Blah.

  74. I got that link, too!

    This morning!

  75. I thought coochy was spelled coochie. I don’t know if you should trust them. It might turn your nether regions red or something.

    Or make you smell like bananas.

    Either way, I wouldn’t chance it.

    At least they didn’t send you hemmoroid cream…oh except they did.

    Nevermind.

    Ashley’s last blog post..My New Birth Plan

  76. If it makes you feel any better, I signed up for youdata and I’ve gotten two (TWO!) ads for alli weight loss pills in one week. I didn’t even check the box that said I wanted to lose weight but still they come. It is like they know…

    Victoria’s last blog post..Seriously? You Think THAT would be a Good Middle Name??

  77. I’m not sure there is enough in there for your giant-sized super hero labia. At least they are proactive, though, because the butt cream reduces the chaffing from the labia curlers.

  78. I have the shave cream, its awesome. I have to admit that I removed the label though….mostly because I started using it in college and that’s not something I care to have in a community bathroom.

  79. How did you get them to know about your blog? When I signed up I didn’t see anywhere to put that.

    Radish’s last blog post..Could you just DIE???

  80. Hmm..

    1. Coochie is with an IE.
    2. Kegel weights? Can’t I just use something from around the house like they tell you to do with canned veggies for your arms?
    3.I must order this product. It will go on the shelf with the other things I bought purely for the stupid packaging or the weird name.
    Like the colon clenser with a line drawing of your colon on it.
    and this stuff http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

    amy’s last blog post..What drugs is the guy at the A & P on?

  81. Here’s the thing. It really is genius ad placement.

    When I think of coochy shaving… This is where I go.

    Look, don’t be offended. I go somewhere else when I think of genocide and anal leakage.

    Betsey Booms’s last blog post..My Radio And The Car Guy Thought I Was A Jerk

  82. All I get are vitamins and lots of shoes. They don’t understand the extent of my shoe fetish, I guess.

    Only you, Jenny. Only you.

    T.

  83. testing to see if Comment Luv is working correctly…

    T@SendChocolate’s last blog post..THAT’S How Much I Love YOU!

  84. You know, that coochy shave cream doesn’t even work that well…

  85. You now have an obligation to your loyal readers to shave one side of your giant labia with Coochy Shave Cream and the other with Barbasol and let us know how it goes.

    You owe us, Jenny.

  86. I can’t use it, coz i’ts only for the US =/

    Lunette’s last blog post..What’s going on with…?

  87. 87
    filthytombstone

    I like that they felt like they had to specify that it is “for shaving”. I’m wondering who used it wrong and what they used it FOR.

  88. Like Sharon O, I also got a link to kegel weights at shopinprivate.com. What she didn’t mention were the various links on the same page to: ManDelay – Premature ejaculation cream, Americaine Hemorrhoidal Ointment That Numbs, and various nose hair trimmers.

    Oh yeah, I’m insulted. Now please excuse me, while I purchase lambskin condoms and peruse the phermonal perfumes.

    ick.

  89. I guess I need to put more interesting things in my profile. I’m not getting butt cream or tampon hard drives.

  90. For the record, I hear that Coochy Shaving Cream is really great…

    Petra a.k.a. The Wise (Young) Mommy’s last blog post..My Sweet, Perfect Daughter…Kinda

  91. That is sooo funny – because I’ve actually seen this stuff in person….at one of those “sex-toy” parties. Supposedly, it works great, but I havent’ tried it.

    karmyn r’s last blog post..Counting Down To a Surprise….. **STICKY POST**

  92. Based on the questions they ask you, I can’t figure how you got butt cream, and I’m just getting regular looking ads.

    I haven’t looked askance at a single one.

    But maybe it’s cuz I need the butt cream?

    Miss Grace’s last blog post..Why does finding comfort have to be so hard?

  93. yes, coochie shave cream does work very well, finally bought a bottle at a sex toy party after hearing so many people rave about it. The stuff lives up to the hype.

  94. I’m seriously checking this stuff out. TMI?

    Kelly’s last blog post..Break Up!

  95. Does your brain ever fail to come up with gems ? Insultained ? Genius , for real.

    Thank you. Can I steal it?

    WM’s last blog post..When good Weekends go Bad

  96. I’m off to cash in my pennies at the Coinstar so I can order some of those liquid virgin drops.

    derfina’s last blog post..Picture This

  97. Personally, I prefer hoohah shave cream…

    ms martyr’s last blog post..Dangerous Breeds

  98. I found you through Cecily’s blog (Uppercase Woman). I just have to say that I am laughing so hard reading some of your stuff that I’m literally crying. My 4 year old keeps looking at me like I’m nuts and asking if I’m Ok and if his Optimus Prime will make me feel better. Thank you for writing this blog. Can’t wait to read more!

  99. LMAO!! That’s awesome!

    I don’t know what this says about your personality, though. Lol.

    Sarah @ BecomingSarah.com’s last blog post..This?  This I want to remember.

  100. I would also like to add that Nad’s is the best coochie hair removal product on the market, especially for those of us with sensitive skin.

    Just sayin’

  101. Oy. I think you’ll soon get ads on special lubricated gloves, just for fisting. Wow. If they are choosing ads based on keywords on your blog, you can expect a lot worse.

    I feel for you. No, really, I do. This here? Is not a real snicker. Nope.

    Elisa’s last blog post..Watchmen against insomnia, 1-0

  102. I know where I’m getting my Christmas presents this year.

    Michael’s last blog post..I’m much better at taking things apart

  103. CheezeWhiz!!—That site has everything a person needs for a three day camping adventure!!
    I’m Impressed !!!

    The stripper pole would come in especially helpful to put the food where the raccoons couldn’t get at it, and the lovely instructional book on “how to do it” would probably make rigging up a solar-heated shower a cinch!!!

    What a great site for campers!!!!

  104. excuse me while I clear my browsing history……

    monstergirlee’s last blog post..I Must Be Hungry

  105. The best experiment ever. Perfect for the science fair.
    http://tinyurl.com/d9uxux

  106. My dear Bloggess, you are the lucky (inaugural) recipient of the Hello Kitty Arse Tattoo award. It’s the award you give to anything which makes you go “Wow, that’s…either really impressive, or really retarded.”

    Here it is.
    http://terriblyexciting.blogspot.com/2009/03/award.html

    LOVE.

    Ally’s last blog post..Beyond your Wildest Dreams*

  107. OMFG I have been misspelling coochy.

    amanda’s last blog post..Naptime musing

  108. I predict that the next ad you receive is for pubic hair dye.

    Prosy’s last blog post..This one? Well, Timmy, I guess this one’s another snake

  109. OK, seriously though – that Coochy shaving cream stuff is DA BOMB!

    I mean, I hear. Someone told me that once.

    Miss Britt’s last blog post..Dolphin Bubbles at SeaWorld – cool or sad?

  110. Dear Sirs, Madams,
    Do you have to change your name to use that shaving cream?

    I mean, if you’re already named Coochy, it’s a given, OK, but what if you’re called Bridget or Ralph or RapperLi’lHotThang?—–isn’t this some kind of problem?

    Kindest regards,
    Confused in Kentucky

  111. When I clicked on the YouData ads, I got to a site that offered me a vaginal weight set.

    http://www.shopinprivate.com/femvagweigtr.html

    You’re welcome.

  112. Yeah but does it come in different flavors?

    That would be cool.

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  113. I have to say I am a believer in the choochy cream stuff. It works really well (for shaving anyway, the whole use it for conditioner thing is a bit of a stretch). But I do suggest removing the label if you
    A)have small children learning to read
    b)a husband who’s sense of humor never matured past junior high
    c)you shower at the gym every morning (man those beotches at 24 hour fitness should mind their own shower stall, ok maybe they were just all looking ’cause I smuggled the crap in in my towel like it was a bomb or something). Nuff said

  114. I got the coochy cream ad too but what was more disturbing to me was the popularity of the anal bleaching cream.

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  115. […] at 4, I don’t think he needs lessons on Coochy Shaving Cream or Giant […]

  116. […] and have to advertise “coochy shaving cream” (True story. See her post entitled “It’s like a cross between being insulted and entertained. I’m insultained.“). Knowing my luck, I’d end up having to do some contractually-obliged […]

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    Lady Penelope

    My mind has been irrevocably warped by this.

  118. I am doing a focus group for razors ($100 woot!) and on the questionnaire is asked if I use any of the following shaving creams and one of them was Coochy Cream and I was so horrified I said to the 3 other girls “There’s a product named COOCHY CREAM!?!?!” and now here it is on your blog. Ew.

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  119. I’ve had a few friends send Coochy to there husbands serving in the middle east to help with the irritation they were getting when shaving. Amazingly it works really well.

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