Remember last week when I told you I was switching to Youdata because they pay you to look at ads that are based on your specific personality test and then like two minutes later they sent me ads for tampon flashdrives? So a few minutes ago I found 3 new ads in my queue. One for tea. One for pretty things that I totally want. And one for butt cream. Swear to God.
PS. This isn’t a real post. I just can’t fit it into 140 characters to twitter it.
UPDATE: Oh holy shit, y’all. Forget the butt cream. The butt cream was just a subtle prelude:
Please, God, tell me I’m not the only one who got sent this link.
Comment of the day: I must not be fancy enough for coochy shaving cream because my coochy is fine with regular old Barbasol. I have a laid-back coochy. ~ The Introvert