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I kissed what?

So apparently this is what the scientists are working on now instead of a cure for herpes. The kiss phone: Basically it’s a cell phone that you kiss and it detects and sends your kiss to your partners’ kiss-phone and vice-versa. It’s like kissing someone through a pair of giant wax lips, which is almost as hot asContinue reading “I kissed what?”

Hallmark is missing a big market

Conversation with a friend: Me: So we had to put Bubba to sleep. Justin: What happened? Me: The doctor started squeezing him and he popped his bladder or something. Victor was all “I think he done broke our cat” and it turned out that, yeah, he did. But it was going to happen anyway. He had someContinue reading “Hallmark is missing a big market”

Just call me “Merriam”.

Things that read better numerically: 1. If you missed the Bloggess this week you missed a lot. Guy Kawasaki became besotted with me, I made his name into a verb, my cat died, and Ken Hoffman continued to ignore me. Then, in a matter of days, ”Kawasakied” was recognized as a (kind of) real word and it quickly went international. It’s pretty much the best wordContinue reading “Just call me “Merriam”.”

The end of the world

Actual sentence I overheard in the elevator this week that was so upsetting that I had to write it down so I wouldn’t forget it: “But I thought she been done did that.” Really? You thought she “been done did that”? This is what we’ve come to, blonde-girl-in-the-elevator-who-makes-me-cry-for-America? This is the point when I’d come up with some sarcasticContinue reading “The end of the world”

This just in. Guy Kawasaki did not invent the motorcycle.

This is an update on yesterday’s super-exciting post so if you missed it you need to go there and read it first because otherwise you are going to be totally more confused than usual. Guy Kawasaki is pretty much completely in love with me and this marks the first time ever that I’ve been myself around aContinue reading “This just in. Guy Kawasaki did not invent the motorcycle.”

Scaring off celebrities

Evil Dwight, the pseudo-editor of my other blog, just let us know that Mama Drama was being touted in the “Moms” section of Alltop.com, a website aggregating “all the top sites on the web”. The Alltop site is the brainchild of Guy Kawasaki who is totally famous for stuff. I don’t know the details but trust me. Totally famous. So I decided to send him an email (subjectContinue reading “Scaring off celebrities”