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What? Only 180 comments?

Most apt comment of the day: “I think it’s official, if I ever need a link to ANY blog in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE, I just have to come here and click on your blogroll. Way to go. Many people have TRIED to index the internet, you have succeeded.”~Michael Okay, the new blogroll is giving meContinue reading “What? Only 180 comments?”

Fun and hell and blogrolls and cats that aren’t dead

You know how old people say “like fun I will” instead of “like hell I will”? Why are fun and hell interchangeable for old people? Shouldn’t they be mutually exclusive? This is the shit that keeps me up at night. ******************** Housekeeping: I need to update my blogroll but I’m terribly lazy. If you think youContinue reading “Fun and hell and blogrolls and cats that aren’t dead”

Happy Zombie Tuesday

Close your door, turn up the volume and dance like mad around your office. I swear to God it will totally make you feel better. (This video comes from Larissa, the luscious intern from the Midwest Teen Sex Show.) And while I’m busy just posting videos and not actually writing a real post I’d justContinue reading “Happy Zombie Tuesday”

Speakerphone is sometimes a bad idea

Bizarre voicemail I got from my husband this morning: “There’s no ‘I’ in threesome, Jenny. You’ve gotta just forget yourself. Stop being so goddamn selfish.” It’s gonna be a great day.

Happy Early Valentine’s Day, internets

Fair warning. PS. Best valentine for single people? Almost definitely.

The Bloggess: not for eating

My friend Jessica at Snaptacular Photos turned me on to this thing. It’s a random slogan generator. You just put in your name and it gives you a cool new slogan. Like this: Awesome. Let’s do another one. Um…okay. Huh. What’s with the bizarre cannibalism references, random slogan generator? WTF? *whimper* Okay, stop it. Stop. JustContinue reading “The Bloggess: not for eating”