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This doesn’t bode well for the integrity of blogging

Me: Holy crap. I just looked up my blog up Technorati and it says I’m in the top 5k. Victor: I have no idea what that even means. Me: It means that of the millions of blogs on technorati, mine is ranked as 4,966. Victor: Great! So 4,965 people are better than you. Me: No. 4,965 bloggers are better thanContinue reading “This doesn’t bode well for the integrity of blogging”

California Hemp and really important shit at the bottom of this post

You might want to skip these posts for the next few days because they will be even more unintelligible than usual because of spotty internet connections and rampant drunkeness. Arrived in California yesterday to prepare for blogher parties after almost missing our plane because Laura and I were (seriously) too busy getting drunk in theContinue reading “California Hemp and really important shit at the bottom of this post”

FatSuck 2008!

So this week I got my fat sucked out of me. For real. It’s totally as disgusting as it sounds and you should go and read it now because I’m not sure I can actually call someone a bitch on the Houston Chronicle so this might be my last post there ever. I’m reasonably sureContinue reading “FatSuck 2008!”

We've all established that Sarah has an anteater

Yahoo’s most popular news story last week was (for real, y’all) breaking news about an ant invasion in my neighborhood. I heard there was also some sort of earthquake somewhere, but it wasn’t in America so no one cares. Anyway, Victor suggested a pet anteater might stem the coming invasion so I went on the net and stumbled on this “I’ve gotContinue reading “We've all established that Sarah has an anteater”

Puerto Rico, part one: Things I learned in first class

(Taken directly from my journal because I’m lazy.) Things I learned on my trip to Puerto Rico: 1. The President’s Club at the airport offers free alcohol. Surprisingly, no one is drunk. 2. There are no President’s and lots of old white people in the President’s Club. Disappointing on both parts. 3. I just figured out why no oneContinue reading “Puerto Rico, part one: Things I learned in first class”

I kissed what?

So apparently this is what the scientists are working on now instead of a cure for herpes. The kiss phone: Basically it’s a cell phone that you kiss and it detects and sends your kiss to your partners’ kiss-phone and vice-versa. It’s like kissing someone through a pair of giant wax lips, which is almost as hot asContinue reading “I kissed what?”