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I kind of wrote about this on twitter already so technically this is a re-run but you probably still need a refresher

Remember when I wrote about how hysterical it was that ziploc was marketing Scooby-Doo “Funbags“ and then like half of you were all “What are funbags?” and I had to explain that funbags = boobies? That’s pretty much exactly what happened when I put a link to this video on twitter: Then like 28 peopleContinue reading “I kind of wrote about this on twitter already so technically this is a re-run but you probably still need a refresher”

The time I got disqualified for an award moments after it was announced.

Last week I kept getting emails from the Blogher Ad network telling me I needed to check a box to agree to the new lower rates so I emailed them back: I’m thinking I may take a break from Blogher ads for a bit. I’m going to say that I’m going to look into private adsContinue reading “The time I got disqualified for an award moments after it was announced.”

It’s like a mitten for your hair. Attached to your vagina. For some reason.

The Hood Thong. Because peeing is just too easy. Apparently. I added the figgy pudding and gingerbread man to keep you from getting fired, and also to make it more festive. You’re welcome. PS. The original picture is safe for work if your work doesn’t have a policy against women wearing yarn pasties while holding fakeContinue reading “It’s like a mitten for your hair. Attached to your vagina. For some reason.”

UPDATED: Robot phone made me look stupid in front of the guy who invented twitter

Abridged email conversation from a couple of months ago… (Legal disclaimer: My quotes are direct. Theirs are slightly paraphrased.) Them: We’d like to send you a G1 Google Android phone to play with. You can use it for free for 6 months! We like exclamation points! Google! Me: That sounds awesome except that I already have aContinue reading “UPDATED: Robot phone made me look stupid in front of the guy who invented twitter”

I got sperm covered, y’all.

This weekend my friend Kelly told me that I was on MommyBlips list of Top 10 Mommy Blogs which is weird because first of all this isn’t a mommy blog and secondly because youhavegottobefuckingkiddingme… “Sperm”. It’s both impressive and embarrassing. More embarrassing though. Also, if you go look at the list today I’m still in the top ten but now my top tagContinue reading “I got sperm covered, y’all.”

Squirrels are destroying America.

Squirrels love sperm, hate America: I posted this on twitter and got only two responses (one of which was simply “Huh?”) so I thought I’d post it over here to increase the number of people who think I’m not funny. Comment of the day: “Huh? ” ~ Jane UPDATED: Apparently the squirrels are working for Obama in order to destroy allContinue reading “Squirrels are destroying America.”