That is the sound of a hamster being squeezed too tightly by a three-year-old. It is also the sound I’m making after finding out that your tremendous support of the paperback version of my book (which came out last week) is now #5 on the NYT paperback list. I am so incredibly lucky to have such an amazing community behind me who is willing to buy a book all over again just so they can read the bonus chapter. Also, I have lots of great tour stories to tell you when the tour is finally over (Come see me?) but for now let me just say that the greatest part about touring is watching nervous people creep in alone but leave as groups of new friends. I am so lucky to be a part of your bizarre tribe.
And to thank you a tiny bit for all of your bad-assness I’m giving away five autographed copies of the new book this week. And if you already have one you can just sell it on eBay, or use it as a coaster, or give it to your newest friend to test how easily offended they are. Just leave a comment and I’ll pick people before I leave again for the next leg of the tour.
PS. For real. Thank you. We did this together.